1 00:00:26,207 --> 00:00:29,199 Critics Award, Dunkirk French Fries Festival 2 00:00:30,927 --> 00:00:34,078 Best actor, Hong Kong Chop Chop Film Festival 3 00:00:35,807 --> 00:00:39,004 Gold Medal for film least like "The Bear" 4 00:01:24,207 --> 00:01:27,404 A TICKET TO OUTER SPACE 5 00:01:32,047 --> 00:01:34,720 Somewhere in France in 2030 6 00:01:50,327 --> 00:01:52,602 Patrick, shouldn't you fly higher? 7 00:01:55,327 --> 00:01:57,124 I know you're a fine pilot, 8 00:01:57,287 --> 00:01:59,801 but still... let's not hit a pylon. 9 00:02:19,687 --> 00:02:22,565 Your mom and dad live here? Nice grazing land! 10 00:02:36,567 --> 00:02:39,286 Captain, the press conference is at 11 AM. 11 00:02:39,447 --> 00:02:41,438 500 reporters from all over the world! 12 00:02:41,607 --> 00:02:43,802 We're live on CNN at 8.50PM, 13 00:02:44,207 --> 00:02:48,564 Paris Match is here for you. They're printing 2 million copies. 14 00:02:49,167 --> 00:02:50,805 Enjoy your interview! 15 00:02:51,967 --> 00:02:53,286 - Hello. - Captain. 16 00:02:53,447 --> 00:02:54,482 Please. 17 00:02:54,927 --> 00:02:55,996 Can we start? 18 00:02:57,247 --> 00:02:59,477 In 2 days, the whole world will watch you. 19 00:02:59,647 --> 00:03:01,877 Your name will be in history books. 20 00:03:02,407 --> 00:03:03,522 How did it all start? 21 00:03:04,887 --> 00:03:07,117 Because of this. 22 00:03:07,847 --> 00:03:08,597 What is it? 23 00:03:09,207 --> 00:03:10,925 Heard of "A Ticket to Outer Space"? 24 00:03:11,487 --> 00:03:12,203 No. 25 00:03:13,727 --> 00:03:16,082 It was early in the century, in 2005. 26 00:03:16,247 --> 00:03:18,238 The economy wasn't doing well. 27 00:03:18,807 --> 00:03:21,446 The French people felt that the government 28 00:03:21,607 --> 00:03:24,485 wasted money on space research. 29 00:03:24,647 --> 00:03:27,366 The opposition party wanted to end 30 00:03:27,527 --> 00:03:29,643 the whole French space program! 31 00:03:29,807 --> 00:03:32,241 Then the government had an idea. 32 00:03:33,487 --> 00:03:35,921 Hi, I'm Jean-Philippe, an astronaut. 33 00:03:36,087 --> 00:03:38,601 Wanna go to outer space? Don't know how? 34 00:03:38,767 --> 00:03:41,235 Now, thanks to "A Ticket to Outer Space", 35 00:03:41,567 --> 00:03:43,876 your dream can come true! 36 00:03:44,567 --> 00:03:46,842 Hi, I'm Michelle. He's right. 37 00:03:47,207 --> 00:03:49,926 Tomorrow, in all retail outlets for 2 euros, 38 00:03:50,087 --> 00:03:52,203 you can buy "A Ticket to Outer Space". 39 00:03:52,367 --> 00:03:55,484 Scratch! If you find 3 shuttles... Great! 40 00:03:55,807 --> 00:03:59,277 You may be one of the 2 winners to fly with a pro crew 41 00:03:59,687 --> 00:04:00,961 to our orbital station! 42 00:04:02,127 --> 00:04:03,765 Ready to board? 43 00:04:03,927 --> 00:04:06,964 "A Ticket to Outer Space". Just scratch! 44 00:04:07,287 --> 00:04:08,436 There, Prime Minister. 45 00:04:08,607 --> 00:04:10,563 Tomorrow, it runs on all TV channels! 46 00:04:10,887 --> 00:04:13,845 All France will flip for "A Ticket to Outer Space". 47 00:04:14,007 --> 00:04:16,237 Werburger, think it'll work? 48 00:04:19,207 --> 00:04:21,482 Prime Minister, we share the same aim: 49 00:04:21,647 --> 00:04:25,322 To preserve our budget for space research. 50 00:04:25,487 --> 00:04:29,082 We want French taxpayers to plan for the future! 51 00:04:29,567 --> 00:04:30,443 Right! 52 00:04:30,647 --> 00:04:32,399 The only solution is to involve them! 53 00:04:32,567 --> 00:04:34,558 Hence this game. They'll love it! 54 00:04:34,727 --> 00:04:36,604 Our main idea, Prime Minister, 55 00:04:37,887 --> 00:04:40,037 is that grassroots France, 56 00:04:40,607 --> 00:04:44,156 also has the right to be up there. 57 00:04:44,807 --> 00:04:45,876 That's good, Werburger! 58 00:04:47,727 --> 00:04:49,957 It's fine, but count me out! 59 00:04:50,887 --> 00:04:53,879 I refuse to take civilians into space! 60 00:04:54,727 --> 00:04:56,126 Why, Beaulieu? 61 00:04:56,287 --> 00:04:57,436 It's vulgar marketing. 62 00:04:57,607 --> 00:04:58,562 Beaulieu... 63 00:04:58,727 --> 00:04:59,955 I'm sorry, sir. 64 00:05:00,127 --> 00:05:01,799 To ants we're giants, 65 00:05:01,967 --> 00:05:04,322 but in outer space, we're the ants. 66 00:05:08,167 --> 00:05:10,203 Prime Minister! Gentlemen! 67 00:05:29,487 --> 00:05:32,559 So much for "A Ticket to Outer Space"! 68 00:05:32,887 --> 00:05:33,956 What do you mean? 69 00:05:34,127 --> 00:05:36,641 Col. Beaulieu's our most famous astronaut. 70 00:05:36,807 --> 00:05:39,002 His name made the mission popular. 71 00:05:39,167 --> 00:05:41,317 You don't run a tight ship! 72 00:05:41,487 --> 00:05:44,160 Sir, let the game go ahead as planned. 73 00:05:44,327 --> 00:05:46,443 I know Col. Beaulieu well. 74 00:05:47,767 --> 00:05:50,998 I know how to convince him. 75 00:06:00,167 --> 00:06:03,443 "A Ticket to Outer Space" is a huge undertaking. 76 00:06:04,447 --> 00:06:06,756 Tomorrow, 27 million tickets go on sale. 77 00:06:07,247 --> 00:06:09,238 Who will be the 2 heroes? 78 00:06:09,447 --> 00:06:12,200 Only on the departure day will we know 79 00:06:12,367 --> 00:06:14,562 who the 2 lucky civilians are. 80 00:06:14,727 --> 00:06:17,480 This game of chance has caused such a stir 81 00:06:17,647 --> 00:06:21,003 that the French tenor Jean-Patrick Barbu 82 00:06:21,167 --> 00:06:23,362 recorded a song for the future astronauts. 83 00:06:23,527 --> 00:06:26,405 "They'll be blasted in a rocket through the clouds..." 84 00:06:31,847 --> 00:06:34,122 Respect your orders. 85 00:06:34,287 --> 00:06:36,755 All together now... 86 00:06:37,727 --> 00:06:38,716 Rochette! 87 00:06:39,687 --> 00:06:40,756 Professor! 88 00:06:42,287 --> 00:06:44,755 Your experiments waste the Army's money! 89 00:06:45,127 --> 00:06:48,563 Colonel, some day my sheep will be soldiers. 90 00:06:48,727 --> 00:06:50,683 They're not just balls of wool. 91 00:06:50,847 --> 00:06:53,042 Nor are they woolly balls. 92 00:06:53,207 --> 00:06:56,005 Speaking of woolly balls, some men... 93 00:06:56,167 --> 00:06:57,441 OK, Rochette. 94 00:06:58,167 --> 00:06:59,441 Move! 95 00:07:14,007 --> 00:07:14,996 Hi. 96 00:07:17,047 --> 00:07:19,242 Welcome to Scolco Inc's 10th birthday 97 00:07:19,407 --> 00:07:21,238 Cardoux, we're proud to have you. 98 00:07:21,407 --> 00:07:23,159 You're a star of corporate shows. 99 00:07:23,367 --> 00:07:24,197 My pleasure. 100 00:07:24,367 --> 00:07:26,164 - What's Bill Gates like? - Who? 101 00:07:26,327 --> 00:07:29,319 Your resumé says you did the Microsoft convention. 102 00:07:30,527 --> 00:07:31,277 Oh, sure. 103 00:07:31,447 --> 00:07:32,675 So how is he? 104 00:07:33,647 --> 00:07:35,160 He's very... 105 00:07:36,167 --> 00:07:37,680 Very good at math. 106 00:07:38,807 --> 00:07:40,877 I thought so. But how does he? 107 00:07:41,047 --> 00:07:42,321 So, brief me. 108 00:07:43,647 --> 00:07:45,365 It's Scolco's 10th birthday. 109 00:07:45,527 --> 00:07:47,882 We're tops in fire-extinguishers. 110 00:07:48,247 --> 00:07:51,876 Our whole workforce is celebrating the company spirit. 111 00:07:52,927 --> 00:07:57,000 You could start with a sketch on the outfit's history. 112 00:07:58,527 --> 00:08:01,963 I've roughed out a text, then you improvise. 113 00:08:02,127 --> 00:08:03,845 You embellish it. 114 00:08:04,007 --> 00:08:05,486 Liven it up. 115 00:08:05,647 --> 00:08:07,956 No problem! Birthday, extinguishers... 116 00:08:08,127 --> 00:08:10,322 I get it. I'll dish up something tasty. 117 00:08:10,727 --> 00:08:13,366 You'll never forget this 10th birthday! 118 00:08:14,967 --> 00:08:16,366 I'm sorry. 119 00:08:16,687 --> 00:08:18,439 What else can I say... I'm sorry. 120 00:08:20,007 --> 00:08:22,237 I did that for Bic, the gas lighters. 121 00:08:22,527 --> 00:08:26,440 The fire stayed in the trash can. I was a big hit. 122 00:08:28,527 --> 00:08:31,325 Your extinguisher isn't very handy... 123 00:08:31,887 --> 00:08:32,717 Get out of here! 124 00:08:35,567 --> 00:08:37,239 Happy birthday, anyway. 125 00:08:39,967 --> 00:08:42,322 Hi, I'm Stéphane Cardoux, sorry to bother you. 126 00:08:42,487 --> 00:08:45,684 It's about your film "Charlemagne vs the Ninjas". 127 00:08:45,847 --> 00:08:47,997 Did I get the part? 128 00:08:48,607 --> 00:08:50,404 The part of the troubadour. 129 00:08:52,447 --> 00:08:53,323 Really? 130 00:08:54,967 --> 00:08:56,366 OK, too bad. 131 00:08:57,087 --> 00:08:58,440 No, it's a shame. 132 00:08:58,647 --> 00:09:01,400 Because I'd started to learn juggling. 133 00:09:13,447 --> 00:09:15,836 Hi, this is Claude Lelouch. 134 00:09:24,807 --> 00:09:26,479 What a shoot! 135 00:09:26,927 --> 00:09:29,760 How did I wind up in a Greek movie! You OK? 136 00:09:31,007 --> 00:09:35,159 I hope it plays in France, so you can see it. I have a great role. 137 00:09:35,807 --> 00:09:37,160 I'm a shepherd. 138 00:09:37,647 --> 00:09:40,639 He's weird, he has an intricate mind. 139 00:09:40,807 --> 00:09:42,525 I'll ask for a cassette. 140 00:09:42,687 --> 00:09:44,678 But if it's like the Polish movie I did... 141 00:09:44,847 --> 00:09:46,280 You have a message. 142 00:09:48,407 --> 00:09:50,762 Hi, this is Claude Lelouch. 143 00:09:50,927 --> 00:09:53,999 It's a message for Stéphane Cardoux, the actor. 144 00:09:54,167 --> 00:09:57,204 I'd like to meet you for my next film. 145 00:09:57,367 --> 00:10:02,316 Call me soonest at 0164062225. Thanks. 146 00:10:02,527 --> 00:10:04,802 See Isa, it just takes patience! 147 00:10:04,967 --> 00:10:06,116 Stéphane... 148 00:10:06,927 --> 00:10:09,839 The number Claude Lelouch left is ours. 149 00:10:11,167 --> 00:10:15,285 He has the same number as us? I'll call the phone company. 150 00:10:15,447 --> 00:10:18,757 Last time you pretended to be Luc Besson. 151 00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:22,037 Listen, Isabelle. 152 00:10:22,207 --> 00:10:25,085 No, I've had enough of your lies! 153 00:10:26,207 --> 00:10:27,003 What lies? 154 00:10:27,167 --> 00:10:30,523 You don't act in movies. You do corporate gigs. 155 00:10:30,727 --> 00:10:33,605 What? I ate with Francis Huster 2 days ago. 156 00:10:33,767 --> 00:10:35,519 You're a congenital liar! 157 00:10:35,687 --> 00:10:39,885 When you sold the bike store to be an actor, I was for it. 158 00:10:40,727 --> 00:10:42,558 Why don't you trust me now? 159 00:10:42,727 --> 00:10:45,685 Why don't you tell me the truth! Shit! 160 00:10:46,447 --> 00:10:48,039 Where's the Stéphane I knew? 161 00:10:49,767 --> 00:10:52,327 He's still here, and he loves you. 162 00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:55,637 I'm not sure I still love him. 163 00:10:56,927 --> 00:11:00,476 I need to think. I'm leaving tomorrow with Hugo. 164 00:11:11,087 --> 00:11:14,682 HQ of Tickets to Outer Space 165 00:11:15,647 --> 00:11:17,444 "Guard" magazine 166 00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:28,036 Hello? 167 00:11:28,647 --> 00:11:31,923 I can't hear you, I'm coming. 168 00:11:33,847 --> 00:11:34,677 We're closed, sir. 169 00:11:34,847 --> 00:11:36,724 "Outer Space" gig's here? 170 00:11:36,887 --> 00:11:38,639 They've gone home, sir. 171 00:11:38,807 --> 00:11:40,399 I work for "Guard" magazine. 172 00:11:41,647 --> 00:11:44,605 - I came to interview Rod Martin. - That's me! 173 00:11:44,767 --> 00:11:46,359 - Really? - Yeah, don't leave. 174 00:11:46,887 --> 00:11:50,926 The France-Germany soccer game made you become a guard? 175 00:11:51,087 --> 00:11:55,877 The Kraut goalie slugged a Frenchie: That burned me up! 176 00:11:56,407 --> 00:11:59,240 I quit pastry cooking, and became a guard. 177 00:12:01,847 --> 00:12:04,441 Thanks Rod, it was real interesting. 178 00:12:06,007 --> 00:12:07,235 Got a clean uniform? 179 00:12:07,407 --> 00:12:09,523 - Sorry? - For the poster photo. 180 00:12:09,687 --> 00:12:12,121 I'll change in the locker-room. 181 00:12:12,727 --> 00:12:15,287 I'll take some photos of the offices. 182 00:12:15,887 --> 00:12:18,162 But don't touch anything! 183 00:12:25,447 --> 00:12:27,438 Connection to central computer. 184 00:12:34,047 --> 00:12:34,877 Where is he? 185 00:12:38,807 --> 00:12:40,240 No entry. 186 00:13:04,327 --> 00:13:05,077 Entry granted 187 00:13:09,887 --> 00:13:11,559 Find winning ticket. 188 00:13:11,727 --> 00:13:12,876 Sports Café, Bordeaux 189 00:13:15,207 --> 00:13:16,481 There... 190 00:13:16,647 --> 00:13:17,716 You look cool. 191 00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:18,684 Fine. 192 00:13:19,527 --> 00:13:20,721 We'll go down to the lobby. 193 00:13:22,487 --> 00:13:23,522 Hugo? 194 00:13:25,967 --> 00:13:27,286 Hugo, you there? 195 00:13:33,687 --> 00:13:35,723 Bultor to Zorgax! 196 00:13:40,407 --> 00:13:44,241 Move it, Zorgax. Queen Moluxa wants you in her ship. 197 00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:50,485 I know, you don't want go on this mission. 198 00:13:50,647 --> 00:13:53,764 But I promised I'd visit your planet often. 199 00:13:56,727 --> 00:13:57,921 Dad, 200 00:13:58,407 --> 00:14:00,398 how will you get by all alone? 201 00:14:12,767 --> 00:14:13,836 Here. 202 00:14:15,807 --> 00:14:19,686 It was for your birthday. It's a bit early, but... 203 00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:23,518 Thanks, Zorgax. 204 00:14:27,887 --> 00:14:29,115 - Dad? - Yes. 205 00:14:29,287 --> 00:14:31,198 Who's Claude Lelouch? 206 00:14:31,807 --> 00:14:34,196 Don't worry, you'll be fine. Be nice to Mom. 207 00:14:34,367 --> 00:14:35,641 I'll call you. 208 00:14:35,807 --> 00:14:37,525 You'll change your mind! 209 00:14:37,687 --> 00:14:39,200 Bye, fella! 210 00:14:56,567 --> 00:14:57,841 I knew it! 211 00:15:01,287 --> 00:15:03,039 FOR RENT 212 00:15:22,367 --> 00:15:24,085 I want some "Space" tickets. 213 00:15:24,247 --> 00:15:26,442 - How many? - All of them! 214 00:15:59,647 --> 00:16:02,036 "Revenge is sweet" 215 00:16:36,887 --> 00:16:38,286 1 shuttle... 216 00:16:41,247 --> 00:16:42,202 2 shuttles... 217 00:16:46,087 --> 00:16:47,964 Brittany Folk Club 218 00:16:58,207 --> 00:16:59,606 Change partners! 219 00:17:10,767 --> 00:17:11,404 Leaving? 220 00:17:12,567 --> 00:17:15,081 Sorry. I'm due back at the Space Center. 221 00:17:22,487 --> 00:17:23,556 Bye! 222 00:17:24,407 --> 00:17:27,444 I remind you: Only on departure day, will we know 223 00:17:27,607 --> 00:17:30,758 the 2 winners of "A Ticket to Outer Space"... 224 00:17:37,087 --> 00:17:37,803 Beaulieu. 225 00:17:37,967 --> 00:17:40,197 - Georges, Romain, or Christine? - Romain? 226 00:17:40,367 --> 00:17:42,039 Pupil verification. 227 00:17:44,527 --> 00:17:46,757 Digital verification. 228 00:17:48,807 --> 00:17:50,240 Spittle verification. 229 00:17:55,567 --> 00:17:56,920 Testicular verification. 230 00:18:03,047 --> 00:18:04,560 Welcome, Col. Beaulieu. 231 00:18:04,727 --> 00:18:06,445 Yes, hello. 232 00:18:07,647 --> 00:18:08,523 Colonel! 233 00:18:09,287 --> 00:18:11,278 Capt. Le Guilvinec, you look well. 234 00:18:11,447 --> 00:18:12,118 Thanks. 235 00:18:12,287 --> 00:18:13,322 Let me guess. 236 00:18:13,487 --> 00:18:15,717 - You went on leave to Brittany? - You're psychic. 237 00:18:15,887 --> 00:18:17,161 You haven't aged. 238 00:18:17,327 --> 00:18:18,885 I was gone a week. 239 00:18:19,247 --> 00:18:20,566 Your house coming along? 240 00:18:20,727 --> 00:18:23,605 We're not done yet. Luckily, Tudek came to help me. 241 00:18:23,767 --> 00:18:26,440 - Is he your fiancé? - No, my nephew. 242 00:18:26,607 --> 00:18:28,996 He has time now: His trawler broke down. 243 00:18:29,167 --> 00:18:30,441 So, we finished the roofing. 244 00:18:30,607 --> 00:18:32,916 I'll do the floor next month, with Goulven. 245 00:18:33,087 --> 00:18:33,963 He's your? 246 00:18:34,127 --> 00:18:36,482 No, my brother-in-law. 247 00:18:36,647 --> 00:18:39,161 We'd be done if Joel hadn't... 248 00:18:39,327 --> 00:18:40,840 Joel's your boyfriend? 249 00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:42,959 Yes... Actually, no. 250 00:18:43,287 --> 00:18:45,084 We broke up. 251 00:18:46,447 --> 00:18:48,563 Was the NASA seminar interesting? 252 00:18:48,727 --> 00:18:51,685 Yes, we agreed with Russia, America and China 253 00:18:51,847 --> 00:18:55,203 that walking on the sun is impossible. 254 00:18:56,967 --> 00:18:58,559 All that money was spent, 255 00:18:58,727 --> 00:19:03,403 all those men, women and animals died for nothing. 256 00:19:04,047 --> 00:19:07,005 The little mice, little cats... 257 00:19:08,127 --> 00:19:10,641 - Yes, Captain. - Little horses... 258 00:19:11,207 --> 00:19:14,085 That's space research, it's joys and sorrows. 259 00:19:14,327 --> 00:19:18,366 But it's not a silly game for thrill-starved civilians! 260 00:19:20,007 --> 00:19:23,283 I have a code of honor. If I say I won't, I don't! 261 00:19:23,447 --> 00:19:25,199 I'll never change my mind! 262 00:19:25,367 --> 00:19:29,042 That's you, Colonel. True to your principles. 263 00:19:29,287 --> 00:19:31,881 I respect you for it. But regret it. 264 00:19:32,047 --> 00:19:32,638 Why? 265 00:19:32,807 --> 00:19:34,843 I'm taking the civilians into space. 266 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,601 Werburger named me mission co-pilot. 267 00:19:39,367 --> 00:19:40,163 Colonel, 268 00:19:40,327 --> 00:19:43,558 I'm afraid I had to take a decision. 269 00:19:43,767 --> 00:19:44,597 I replaced you. 270 00:19:45,247 --> 00:19:45,997 By whom? 271 00:19:47,007 --> 00:19:48,326 Col. Chaussard. 272 00:19:49,607 --> 00:19:50,244 Who? 273 00:19:50,727 --> 00:19:52,877 Col. Chaussard! 274 00:19:53,767 --> 00:19:55,598 There's no Chaussard on the base. 275 00:19:55,767 --> 00:19:56,916 He doesn't exist? 276 00:19:58,607 --> 00:19:59,926 Maybe... 277 00:20:00,647 --> 00:20:01,477 Let me think... 278 00:20:06,687 --> 00:20:07,915 OK, you're in command. 279 00:20:08,887 --> 00:20:12,118 Of the Noah mission. The 2 winners arrive tomorrow. 280 00:20:17,327 --> 00:20:18,840 I have to cancel Chaussard. 281 00:20:19,527 --> 00:20:20,926 No, he doesn't exist. 282 00:20:25,127 --> 00:20:27,800 Hugo, my son, my battle. 283 00:20:27,967 --> 00:20:30,242 I met your mom on a Wednesday. 284 00:20:30,607 --> 00:20:33,041 Your premature birth was on a Wednesday. 285 00:20:33,207 --> 00:20:37,439 On a Wednesday, I learned that MB meant Mountain Bike. 286 00:20:37,807 --> 00:20:38,717 Thanks to you, 287 00:20:38,887 --> 00:20:42,402 last Wednesday I won a slot on the space trip. 288 00:20:42,607 --> 00:20:45,440 Could Wednesday be my lucky number? 289 00:20:45,607 --> 00:20:47,996 That space trip is my big chance 290 00:20:48,167 --> 00:20:51,876 to show your mom I'm not the lamebrain she thinks. 291 00:20:52,327 --> 00:20:53,806 I love you, son. 292 00:20:53,967 --> 00:20:56,527 And I remain, yours faithfully. 293 00:20:56,687 --> 00:20:57,881 Signed: Dad. 294 00:20:58,607 --> 00:21:02,043 PS: Don't tell your mom about the space trip. 295 00:21:09,607 --> 00:21:10,960 Hello, Mr Yonis. 296 00:21:11,767 --> 00:21:14,156 I'm Simon Werburger, head of the Space Center. 297 00:21:14,327 --> 00:21:16,238 In the name of France, I welcome you. 298 00:21:16,407 --> 00:21:19,717 Thanks... Hello, Colonel Beaulieu. Good to see you again. 299 00:21:20,167 --> 00:21:22,044 - Have we met? - Everyone knows you. 300 00:21:23,207 --> 00:21:26,324 - I saw you on TV last week. - Right. 301 00:21:26,487 --> 00:21:28,045 Who's this charming soldier? 302 00:21:28,527 --> 00:21:31,883 Capt. Soizic Le Guilvinec. The mission's co-pilot. 303 00:21:32,367 --> 00:21:33,595 Hello. 304 00:21:33,767 --> 00:21:34,802 Yes... Hi. 305 00:21:36,847 --> 00:21:38,917 - And professor Chor... - Rochette. 306 00:21:57,647 --> 00:21:58,636 Shit! 307 00:21:58,807 --> 00:22:02,004 Bye-bye perfume samples. Gift from my sis! 308 00:22:02,167 --> 00:22:02,883 Doesn't matter. 309 00:22:03,047 --> 00:22:04,082 Hi, Mr Cardoux. 310 00:22:04,247 --> 00:22:07,239 - In the name of France, welcome. - Likewise. 311 00:22:07,807 --> 00:22:09,525 - You're the other winner? - Yes. 312 00:22:09,687 --> 00:22:12,326 Stéphane Cardoux. I'm easy going. You play gin? 313 00:22:12,487 --> 00:22:15,923 Mr Cardoux, meet Capt. Le Guilvinec. 314 00:22:16,087 --> 00:22:16,803 Hi, Madame. 315 00:22:16,967 --> 00:22:19,197 And Colonel Beaulieu. 316 00:22:19,367 --> 00:22:21,358 - The shuttle's pilot. - Good. 317 00:22:21,527 --> 00:22:24,644 How do I set my watch for up there? 318 00:22:25,047 --> 00:22:26,958 Let's get this clear, Cardoux. 319 00:22:27,127 --> 00:22:29,846 Before going "up there", you have to take some tests. 320 00:22:30,007 --> 00:22:31,235 Start by passing them! 321 00:22:31,927 --> 00:22:33,326 Let's go! 322 00:22:34,567 --> 00:22:35,761 Yonis: 120/70. 323 00:22:35,927 --> 00:22:37,724 Cardoux: 170/20. 324 00:22:37,887 --> 00:22:38,717 Sorry, pal. 325 00:22:39,167 --> 00:22:42,204 Name the planets of our solar system. 326 00:22:42,527 --> 00:22:43,755 Well... 327 00:22:46,047 --> 00:22:48,163 Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, 328 00:22:48,327 --> 00:22:50,283 Uranus, Neptune, Pluto. 329 00:22:53,247 --> 00:22:54,600 The Moon... 330 00:23:10,287 --> 00:23:11,436 The Earth? 331 00:23:15,047 --> 00:23:16,366 The Moon... 332 00:23:17,287 --> 00:23:18,766 You afraid of a void? 333 00:23:19,087 --> 00:23:20,884 What should I avoid? 334 00:23:21,047 --> 00:23:23,686 - No, I said "of a void." - No, you told me to avoid... 335 00:23:24,447 --> 00:23:26,165 I said: "You afraid of a void?"' 336 00:23:26,607 --> 00:23:27,801 Sorry... 337 00:23:27,967 --> 00:23:31,676 Don't worry, I'm not... voidophobic. 338 00:23:35,207 --> 00:23:38,165 OK. All's fine so far. I'm holding out. 339 00:23:38,327 --> 00:23:41,558 Raising my arm is tough, but you can speed it up. 340 00:23:42,327 --> 00:23:45,160 The gravity machine hasn't started yet. 341 00:23:45,887 --> 00:23:46,637 OK! 342 00:23:46,967 --> 00:23:48,844 This is a pre-flight diagram. 343 00:23:49,007 --> 00:23:51,362 The dark red line is the thrust, 344 00:23:51,527 --> 00:23:52,801 which is 25% at takeoff. 345 00:23:53,887 --> 00:23:56,606 The other line is the emergency path, 346 00:23:56,767 --> 00:23:59,406 that I hope we won't need! 347 00:24:11,207 --> 00:24:14,324 - Any questions? - What will we do up there? 348 00:24:15,207 --> 00:24:17,960 If you pass, you'll be on Noah's 349 00:24:18,127 --> 00:24:20,277 orbital station, with Prof. Rochette. 350 00:24:20,447 --> 00:24:21,721 Who's he? 351 00:24:21,887 --> 00:24:25,163 The finest French veterinary geneticist. 352 00:24:25,327 --> 00:24:28,205 He takes animals into space to study them. 353 00:24:28,727 --> 00:24:31,241 We'll be up there 15 days. There's lots to do! 354 00:24:31,407 --> 00:24:33,159 I'm sure of that, Colonel. 355 00:24:34,047 --> 00:24:35,605 Yes, sea-snails do it, too! 356 00:24:35,767 --> 00:24:37,564 I knew it. See you later. 357 00:24:37,727 --> 00:24:39,160 Later. 358 00:24:40,727 --> 00:24:43,480 - But Colonel... - No, Cardoux. 359 00:24:52,247 --> 00:24:53,726 - May I? - Yes. 360 00:24:55,487 --> 00:24:57,557 Bravo for your course on meteorites. 361 00:24:57,727 --> 00:24:59,365 I'm a beginner, and I got it all. 362 00:24:59,527 --> 00:25:00,676 Thanks. 363 00:25:02,127 --> 00:25:05,085 I was torn: Astronaut or Breton teacher? 364 00:25:05,247 --> 00:25:06,123 I love teaching. 365 00:25:06,687 --> 00:25:09,440 It shows. You lined up your asparagus. 366 00:25:09,807 --> 00:25:10,762 How so? 367 00:25:10,927 --> 00:25:13,236 - Heard of culino-psychology? - No. 368 00:25:14,047 --> 00:25:15,719 People's plates are revealing. 369 00:25:17,047 --> 00:25:20,039 Your hard-boiled egg is hidden under the corn. 370 00:25:20,207 --> 00:25:22,926 - Means you love your parents. - Yes, I do. 371 00:25:23,127 --> 00:25:25,197 Your broccoli is a mini Taj-Mahal. 372 00:25:25,367 --> 00:25:27,164 Means you don't like harming kids. 373 00:25:27,727 --> 00:25:29,001 No, I don't. That's true. 374 00:25:30,047 --> 00:25:31,958 Your French fries point northwest. 375 00:25:33,407 --> 00:25:34,760 To Brittany! 376 00:25:35,087 --> 00:25:36,998 How could you be so right? 377 00:25:37,167 --> 00:25:38,520 Please, Colonel. 378 00:25:39,007 --> 00:25:41,726 You're psy-culino sensitive. You learn fast. 379 00:25:41,887 --> 00:25:43,957 Please, give me another chance. 380 00:25:44,127 --> 00:25:45,958 Cardoux, you're not up to it. 381 00:25:46,407 --> 00:25:48,682 You're not made for space. 382 00:25:48,847 --> 00:25:50,724 I can't risk taking you with us. 383 00:25:50,887 --> 00:25:53,447 Yonis will be the only civilian along. 384 00:25:53,607 --> 00:25:55,438 You're made for... 385 00:25:56,007 --> 00:25:57,565 OK, don't bother. 386 00:25:57,927 --> 00:25:59,155 I got it. 387 00:26:11,887 --> 00:26:13,320 Computer synchronized 388 00:26:13,487 --> 00:26:15,876 with navigation device. 389 00:26:18,647 --> 00:26:22,686 Give me your 3 wishes: I'll try to grant them. 390 00:26:22,847 --> 00:26:24,963 Change my dad back from a toad! 391 00:26:25,127 --> 00:26:26,765 Show me the forest of diamonds! 392 00:26:26,927 --> 00:26:28,645 Make me Princess Goldenhair! 393 00:26:29,767 --> 00:26:31,837 Hold it! 394 00:26:34,327 --> 00:26:35,999 You act like shit! 395 00:26:36,367 --> 00:26:37,800 Like shit! 396 00:26:38,167 --> 00:26:39,520 First your voice! 397 00:26:39,687 --> 00:26:43,475 I told you to project your voice, dammit to hell! 398 00:26:43,887 --> 00:26:47,197 Then, where's your emotion? 399 00:26:47,367 --> 00:26:49,756 You don't believe what you're saying! 400 00:26:49,927 --> 00:26:54,045 "My kingdom for a horse!" Is that so hard to say? 401 00:26:54,207 --> 00:26:56,846 OK, some audiences won't get it. 402 00:26:57,007 --> 00:26:58,565 So think of Stanislavski. 403 00:26:58,727 --> 00:27:01,560 And do the scene like Vitez, go on! 404 00:27:01,727 --> 00:27:03,080 Sir? 405 00:27:03,967 --> 00:27:05,116 Who's Vitez? 406 00:27:05,287 --> 00:27:07,198 Look, if you don't know that... 407 00:27:08,527 --> 00:27:09,642 Hugo? 408 00:27:10,607 --> 00:27:12,882 You said you'd be in outer space. 409 00:27:13,767 --> 00:27:16,759 It's too hard. I can't pass the tests. 410 00:27:16,927 --> 00:27:20,966 I flunked 1 rst grade once, 2nd grade twice, 3rd grade thrice... 411 00:27:21,127 --> 00:27:24,358 When I tell you to study hard, trust me! 412 00:27:26,167 --> 00:27:27,486 Hugo, we're off again! 413 00:27:28,447 --> 00:27:29,038 Go on! 414 00:27:31,327 --> 00:27:34,444 Last summer at the pool, I was afraid to dive. 415 00:27:34,607 --> 00:27:38,282 You said: "Where there's a will, there's a way. Dive, idiot!" 416 00:27:38,447 --> 00:27:39,675 And I did. 417 00:27:42,247 --> 00:27:45,239 I can't understand a thing you say! 418 00:27:45,407 --> 00:27:48,797 Now I'll put some gravel in your mouths! 419 00:27:48,967 --> 00:27:50,400 Let's go! 420 00:28:23,927 --> 00:28:25,485 FLUNKED! 421 00:28:38,847 --> 00:28:39,996 2998... 422 00:28:40,167 --> 00:28:41,964 2999... 423 00:28:42,407 --> 00:28:43,635 3000... 424 00:29:09,327 --> 00:29:10,726 - You, here? - Let's talk. 425 00:29:10,887 --> 00:29:12,002 Can't: Flight practice. 426 00:29:12,167 --> 00:29:13,566 - Take me along! - Go home! 427 00:29:13,727 --> 00:29:17,561 No, into space! I have the winning ticket! 428 00:29:17,727 --> 00:29:19,604 You have no right to dump me! 429 00:29:21,087 --> 00:29:23,282 - Here I have every right! - Oh, yeah? 430 00:29:23,807 --> 00:29:25,160 For instance... 431 00:29:25,607 --> 00:29:28,440 To park your jet on a spot for the handicapped? 432 00:29:28,847 --> 00:29:30,758 That's a dumb question! 433 00:29:30,927 --> 00:29:34,363 Gotcha, Colonel. See, you don't have every right! 434 00:29:34,527 --> 00:29:35,721 Listen... 435 00:29:35,887 --> 00:29:39,436 If you dump me, I'll tell the press you treated me like shit. 436 00:29:39,607 --> 00:29:40,517 You are shit! 437 00:29:42,367 --> 00:29:44,278 Took me years to be an astronaut! 438 00:29:44,447 --> 00:29:46,642 You want to be a hero overnight? 439 00:29:46,807 --> 00:29:48,798 Not a hero. 440 00:29:49,287 --> 00:29:50,925 Just a man. 441 00:29:51,687 --> 00:29:54,724 To wow his son born prematurely on a Wednesday. 442 00:29:58,327 --> 00:30:01,683 My honor says you're not coming, and you won't! 443 00:30:01,847 --> 00:30:03,200 I won't change my mind! 444 00:30:06,047 --> 00:30:08,356 I never saw anyone so motivated. 445 00:30:08,527 --> 00:30:10,199 Sure, he's not very valiant. 446 00:30:11,247 --> 00:30:13,238 But deep down, 447 00:30:13,407 --> 00:30:16,558 I'm for giving a chance to those whose love 448 00:30:16,727 --> 00:30:18,285 can move mountains, 449 00:30:18,447 --> 00:30:20,085 and sprout wings. 450 00:30:20,247 --> 00:30:22,044 We agree, Captain. 451 00:30:22,367 --> 00:30:23,516 He's coming with us. 452 00:30:25,447 --> 00:30:27,358 I think he should come with us. 453 00:30:28,487 --> 00:30:29,476 I just said it. 454 00:30:31,007 --> 00:30:32,679 But it's what I just said. 455 00:30:41,047 --> 00:30:45,245 Men, as you know, today the whole world is watching us. 456 00:30:46,087 --> 00:30:47,998 I expect the best from you. 457 00:30:48,167 --> 00:30:49,998 It's not any old mission. 458 00:30:50,167 --> 00:30:52,078 It's taking, for the first time, 459 00:30:52,247 --> 00:30:55,717 French civilians to our orbital station, 460 00:30:56,847 --> 00:31:01,682 but it's also the last mission I'll share with you. 461 00:31:03,127 --> 00:31:06,119 I'm retiring at the end of the month. 462 00:31:07,207 --> 00:31:11,246 My wife and I are opening a mini-pony riding center. 463 00:31:11,407 --> 00:31:14,126 Please visit us, you'll get a special rate. 464 00:31:14,287 --> 00:31:19,042 I'm very proud to have been your leader all these years. 465 00:31:19,847 --> 00:31:22,645 Our team always coped with adversity. 466 00:31:23,727 --> 00:31:26,719 Like the time the booster engine 467 00:31:26,887 --> 00:31:29,447 of a Hercules 3 rocket broke off 468 00:31:29,607 --> 00:31:32,041 and landed on a nudist colony. 469 00:31:34,327 --> 00:31:36,079 But all that's past, 470 00:31:36,247 --> 00:31:39,319 it's a great day for the French space program! 471 00:31:39,487 --> 00:31:42,240 Live up to it! Have a good mission! 472 00:32:29,047 --> 00:32:30,446 Mom, come look! 473 00:33:09,527 --> 00:33:10,516 I'll say it again. 474 00:33:10,687 --> 00:33:15,203 You'll activate the ignition after the countdown by pressing on? 475 00:33:15,367 --> 00:33:16,925 The rocket. 476 00:33:17,727 --> 00:33:20,287 No, the rocket's over there! 477 00:33:20,447 --> 00:33:22,677 On the yellow button. 478 00:33:23,367 --> 00:33:25,562 Know what a button is? 479 00:33:26,487 --> 00:33:28,921 It's like my belly button! 480 00:33:30,407 --> 00:33:31,442 There you go. 481 00:33:31,607 --> 00:33:33,723 Verifying shuttle AOK. 482 00:33:33,887 --> 00:33:34,797 Shuttle AOK. 483 00:33:35,127 --> 00:33:37,038 Cross-verification shuttle AOK. 484 00:33:38,247 --> 00:33:39,157 Shuttle AOK. 485 00:33:39,527 --> 00:33:40,403 I copy you. 486 00:33:40,567 --> 00:33:42,637 You civilians are on a TV hook-up. 487 00:33:42,807 --> 00:33:46,277 Speak now, France is listening. 488 00:33:46,567 --> 00:33:47,841 Go ahead, Cardoux. 489 00:33:48,607 --> 00:33:50,677 I'm too moved for my own words. 490 00:33:50,847 --> 00:33:54,283 So I'll quote those of the great Armstrong: 491 00:33:55,167 --> 00:33:57,840 "To play well, you need good lungs, 492 00:33:58,007 --> 00:34:00,237 "but having a good trumpet helps." 493 00:34:02,127 --> 00:34:03,116 Yonis. 494 00:34:03,287 --> 00:34:06,757 I'm proud to be along. But I want someone to know 495 00:34:06,927 --> 00:34:09,395 he's not forgotten. He'll understand. 496 00:34:09,567 --> 00:34:10,397 Thanks, gentlemen. 497 00:34:10,727 --> 00:34:12,683 Everything fine? Shuttle AOK? 498 00:34:13,007 --> 00:34:15,726 Shuttle AOK. Countdown started. 499 00:34:15,887 --> 00:34:18,685 No, wait! There's an odd noise in the cabin. 500 00:34:19,807 --> 00:34:21,286 Sounds like an orc. 501 00:34:21,647 --> 00:34:23,683 A wounded orc. Listen. 502 00:34:27,367 --> 00:34:28,561 An orc? 503 00:34:28,727 --> 00:34:31,241 It's Willy! We must save Willy! 504 00:34:31,647 --> 00:34:32,443 What's going on? 505 00:34:35,367 --> 00:34:37,198 You'll have red eyes on that one. 506 00:34:37,367 --> 00:34:40,677 Werburger, don't worry. It's just a human problem. 507 00:34:41,967 --> 00:34:44,242 45... 44... 43... 508 00:34:46,727 --> 00:34:47,523 Sorry. 509 00:34:48,647 --> 00:34:52,083 Hi, this is Stéphane Cardoux, actor and astronaut, 510 00:34:52,247 --> 00:34:54,636 I'll get back as soon as possible. 511 00:35:08,447 --> 00:35:09,721 BK 9? 512 00:35:10,447 --> 00:35:11,596 BK 9? 513 00:35:11,767 --> 00:35:12,597 Yes. BK 9. 514 00:35:12,767 --> 00:35:15,406 13... 12... 11... 515 00:35:24,967 --> 00:35:26,320 Ignition! 516 00:36:05,887 --> 00:36:07,366 Switch to autopilot. 517 00:36:09,607 --> 00:36:12,041 Eject motor 1 and booster! 518 00:36:12,207 --> 00:36:13,925 Cross confirmation. 519 00:36:18,687 --> 00:36:20,439 Lift-off successful. 520 00:36:20,767 --> 00:36:23,156 Shuttle AOK! 521 00:36:23,327 --> 00:36:27,366 Rocket! 522 00:37:02,487 --> 00:37:04,443 - Yep... - What? 523 00:37:04,607 --> 00:37:06,518 Corsica's pretty big. 524 00:37:08,367 --> 00:37:09,516 That's Africa. 525 00:37:10,487 --> 00:37:13,957 In Africa, the mother antelope's task is... 526 00:37:14,127 --> 00:37:15,845 OK, Rochette. 527 00:37:16,407 --> 00:37:19,843 Shuttle here. Approaching the orbital station. 528 00:37:20,007 --> 00:37:22,282 Switching to autopilot. Enrico's taking over. 529 00:37:22,447 --> 00:37:24,085 Permission granted. 530 00:37:24,567 --> 00:37:25,841 Go ahead, Lieutenant. 531 00:37:26,487 --> 00:37:27,522 Hi, Enrico. 532 00:37:27,687 --> 00:37:30,804 Hello Captain, hello Commander and the whole crew. 533 00:37:31,367 --> 00:37:32,561 But it's... 534 00:37:32,727 --> 00:37:35,639 Enrico, the crooner. He's our computer's voice. 535 00:37:35,807 --> 00:37:37,957 He's a pal of our press officer. 536 00:37:38,127 --> 00:37:39,321 Cute, no? 537 00:37:39,527 --> 00:37:41,358 Shuttle AOK, commander. 538 00:37:41,727 --> 00:37:42,523 Thanks, Enrico. 539 00:37:54,847 --> 00:37:56,075 This way, men. 540 00:37:58,447 --> 00:38:00,358 Lock unlocked. 541 00:38:03,567 --> 00:38:05,762 100% oxygen. 542 00:38:05,927 --> 00:38:07,804 Station AOK. 543 00:38:11,767 --> 00:38:13,246 Door, Enrico! 544 00:38:13,807 --> 00:38:15,286 Welcome to our orbital station. 545 00:38:23,207 --> 00:38:24,606 You did a great job. 546 00:38:25,687 --> 00:38:28,247 My heart was pounding! 547 00:38:30,007 --> 00:38:31,042 Tell me... 548 00:38:31,207 --> 00:38:33,323 You promise to save Willy. 549 00:38:33,727 --> 00:38:34,557 Sure I will. 550 00:38:34,727 --> 00:38:37,241 Sir, can I have a word with you? 551 00:38:37,407 --> 00:38:38,601 Excuse me. 552 00:38:40,407 --> 00:38:43,285 I can't find the shuttle's navigation software. 553 00:38:43,447 --> 00:38:44,960 It's gone! 554 00:38:47,607 --> 00:38:48,596 Poushy... 555 00:38:50,127 --> 00:38:52,118 How long have you worked here? 556 00:38:52,287 --> 00:38:53,322 3 years. 557 00:38:56,567 --> 00:39:00,799 It's the total weight of all documents you lost in 3 years. 558 00:39:01,487 --> 00:39:05,446 Do me a favor: For my last mission, that software... 559 00:39:06,247 --> 00:39:07,805 you'd better find it! 560 00:39:10,727 --> 00:39:11,716 It's really big! 561 00:39:11,887 --> 00:39:15,436 Wait! 4 miles of corridors, 82 rooms and 5 levels. 562 00:39:15,607 --> 00:39:16,642 Really? 563 00:39:16,807 --> 00:39:19,958 Must cost a fortune to heat. Diesel, I hope? 564 00:39:21,807 --> 00:39:23,001 You have a strange sneeze. 565 00:39:23,167 --> 00:39:25,727 Just like someone I knew well. 566 00:39:25,887 --> 00:39:27,161 Who was that? 567 00:39:27,327 --> 00:39:30,160 My former partner. He was weird. 568 00:39:30,967 --> 00:39:32,241 A weird partner? 569 00:39:32,407 --> 00:39:33,283 Yes. 570 00:39:33,967 --> 00:39:35,002 Enrico, door! 571 00:39:35,167 --> 00:39:38,079 Wanted to be an astronaut. Life decided otherwise. 572 00:39:38,687 --> 00:39:39,961 Watch the step. 573 00:39:43,927 --> 00:39:47,158 For our first dinner, I made a surprise. 574 00:39:47,327 --> 00:39:49,443 - Pancakes. - I made pancakes! 575 00:39:49,607 --> 00:39:51,916 Thanks for the surprise. Can I help? 576 00:39:52,087 --> 00:39:54,078 No, I'll help her peel the ham. 577 00:39:54,247 --> 00:39:56,920 Because I'm really overworked. 578 00:39:57,287 --> 00:39:59,243 Colonel, may I ask you... 579 00:39:59,527 --> 00:40:01,006 About... 580 00:40:09,847 --> 00:40:10,916 You know... 581 00:40:15,727 --> 00:40:17,240 - Zero gravity. - Right, zero gravity. 582 00:40:17,407 --> 00:40:19,796 - Why aren't we in zero gravity? - Yes, why? 583 00:40:20,287 --> 00:40:21,640 You good at Physics? 584 00:40:21,967 --> 00:40:22,797 Yeah, OK. 585 00:40:22,967 --> 00:40:26,164 Zero gravity is loss of the Earth's pull, OK? 586 00:40:26,327 --> 00:40:29,160 By changing and inverting the proportion 587 00:40:29,327 --> 00:40:30,919 of inherent pull in V3 V4, 588 00:40:31,087 --> 00:40:34,397 we get the formula P-1 = V/5, agreed? 589 00:40:34,567 --> 00:40:37,445 Our weight equals our free-fall acceleration 590 00:40:37,607 --> 00:40:42,123 as in the formula V-4 S = VT-2, 591 00:40:42,287 --> 00:40:45,006 so up here we weigh the same as on earth! 592 00:40:45,407 --> 00:40:46,442 Total crap! 593 00:40:46,607 --> 00:40:47,801 Real astronaut 594 00:40:48,807 --> 00:40:51,480 My grandma's recipe, a Breton lady 595 00:40:51,647 --> 00:40:55,196 who taught me her knowhow and love of good things. 596 00:40:55,767 --> 00:40:56,643 She still around? 597 00:40:56,807 --> 00:40:59,526 Yes. Jailed for hashish dealing. 598 00:41:01,607 --> 00:41:04,758 - Anyway, Captain, they're... - The best pancakes I ate. 599 00:41:04,927 --> 00:41:05,518 Same here. 600 00:41:06,047 --> 00:41:07,036 Thanks. 601 00:41:10,007 --> 00:41:11,520 Professor... 602 00:41:12,167 --> 00:41:14,635 What will you test on these animals? 603 00:41:14,807 --> 00:41:16,081 Like on the gobbler? 604 00:41:16,247 --> 00:41:18,761 Teddy? On Earth, he can't fly. 605 00:41:18,927 --> 00:41:21,316 In the space, I think he can. 606 00:41:21,807 --> 00:41:22,717 What's the point? 607 00:41:28,687 --> 00:41:30,996 The royal eagle is above all 608 00:41:31,207 --> 00:41:32,481 a fine glider, 609 00:41:32,647 --> 00:41:34,922 with its broad upward tilted wings 610 00:41:35,087 --> 00:41:38,796 and long feathers spread at the tip 611 00:41:38,967 --> 00:41:40,036 like fingers. 612 00:41:40,207 --> 00:41:42,084 As an actor, what movies do you like? 613 00:41:42,887 --> 00:41:44,240 Talkies in general. 614 00:41:44,407 --> 00:41:46,637 What was your last movie? 615 00:41:46,807 --> 00:41:47,603 "Lord Of The Rings". 616 00:41:48,807 --> 00:41:50,638 I played an arms-dealer... 617 00:41:51,807 --> 00:41:54,446 who dealt arms. 618 00:41:54,607 --> 00:41:56,199 But the role was cut. 619 00:41:56,367 --> 00:41:59,484 Pity. It was a tough shoot, in New Zealand... 620 00:41:59,647 --> 00:42:01,160 Was New Zealand pretty? 621 00:42:01,327 --> 00:42:03,921 Not bad. It's new. 622 00:42:05,527 --> 00:42:07,040 Did you go to Old Zealand? 623 00:42:07,207 --> 00:42:08,526 No, we had the wrong boots. 624 00:42:12,127 --> 00:42:14,243 Yours is a fine job, Mr Cardoux. 625 00:42:14,407 --> 00:42:17,604 I did some amateur acting in my youth. 626 00:42:18,167 --> 00:42:21,125 - What are you up to? - Checking my voice mail. 627 00:42:21,367 --> 00:42:22,846 We're in space. Put it away. 628 00:42:23,007 --> 00:42:23,883 I've got a signal. 629 00:42:24,287 --> 00:42:28,121 My brother-in-law doctored it. He's a tech school grad. 630 00:42:28,487 --> 00:42:30,478 Communication to Earth activated. 631 00:42:30,647 --> 00:42:31,921 Evening, everyone. 632 00:42:32,647 --> 00:42:34,319 I'll read you the message 633 00:42:34,487 --> 00:42:37,285 of congratulations from the French President. 634 00:42:37,887 --> 00:42:39,445 "Bravo... 635 00:42:40,247 --> 00:42:41,680 "It's dandy. 636 00:42:42,007 --> 00:42:44,999 "Signed: The President of France." 637 00:42:46,327 --> 00:42:47,555 Night! See you tomorrow. 638 00:43:53,887 --> 00:43:54,842 Hi! 639 00:43:55,007 --> 00:43:56,486 Am I intruding? 640 00:43:56,807 --> 00:43:58,923 Not at all. But you scared me. 641 00:43:59,087 --> 00:44:00,918 Sorry, I couldn't get to sleep. 642 00:44:01,087 --> 00:44:03,237 Always, your first night in space. 643 00:44:07,327 --> 00:44:09,477 - I wanted to ask you... - No, I wanted to ask you... 644 00:44:09,647 --> 00:44:13,003 My sausage pancake was buried under the zucchini. 645 00:44:13,167 --> 00:44:14,759 What does it mean? 646 00:44:15,527 --> 00:44:17,040 Fully buried? 647 00:44:17,327 --> 00:44:18,601 I think so. 648 00:44:19,847 --> 00:44:21,917 - Means you're romantic. - Yes. 649 00:44:22,527 --> 00:44:26,042 Too much so. A real pushover. Gets me in trouble. 650 00:44:26,207 --> 00:44:26,878 Like how? 651 00:44:27,047 --> 00:44:29,003 Men take advantage of me. 652 00:44:29,287 --> 00:44:30,083 You? 653 00:44:30,247 --> 00:44:33,796 When I was 16, I fell madly in love with a man. 654 00:44:33,967 --> 00:44:36,800 Took him a month to tell me he was 92. 655 00:44:37,327 --> 00:44:39,363 And our love was impossible. 656 00:44:40,927 --> 00:44:43,646 I've suffered too much. You understand? 657 00:44:44,447 --> 00:44:45,846 Don't worry. 658 00:44:46,047 --> 00:44:48,686 There was some egg yolk in your glass of water. 659 00:44:49,527 --> 00:44:53,042 Means you'll find true love. 660 00:44:59,207 --> 00:45:02,165 Soizic, I have to... Captain... 661 00:45:05,487 --> 00:45:06,966 Go for it, Beaulieu! 662 00:45:09,407 --> 00:45:12,080 From here, I control the whole station. 663 00:45:12,247 --> 00:45:16,160 Suppose there's a fire, and you can't reach this room. 664 00:45:16,327 --> 00:45:18,795 All the rooms have USB slots. 665 00:45:18,967 --> 00:45:22,004 You can control the station from any of them. 666 00:45:22,167 --> 00:45:24,397 But you need the password. 667 00:45:24,847 --> 00:45:26,883 And only Beaulieu has that. 668 00:45:27,047 --> 00:45:28,321 No, I know it too. 669 00:45:28,487 --> 00:45:29,966 I coined it. 670 00:45:32,327 --> 00:45:34,602 Can't be easy to coin a password... 671 00:45:34,807 --> 00:45:37,116 You just pick something simple. 672 00:45:37,287 --> 00:45:38,606 Like what, in this case? 673 00:45:39,407 --> 00:45:40,999 I can't tell you. 674 00:45:45,367 --> 00:45:46,925 It's totally forbidden. 675 00:45:52,567 --> 00:45:54,523 Captain... Soizic... 676 00:45:54,927 --> 00:45:58,556 I was going to ask you after the trip, but I'm hasty. 677 00:45:59,447 --> 00:46:01,005 What I wanted to ask... 678 00:46:01,167 --> 00:46:02,316 Hi, Colonel. 679 00:46:02,487 --> 00:46:03,920 What are you doing here? 680 00:46:04,767 --> 00:46:06,564 What did you want to ask? 681 00:46:09,127 --> 00:46:12,119 Just... Will you make more pancakes? 682 00:46:12,647 --> 00:46:13,921 Sure I will. 683 00:46:14,567 --> 00:46:17,320 Yonis, go back to your cabin. You don't belong here! 684 00:46:18,647 --> 00:46:20,956 Evening, Soizic... Colonel. 685 00:46:21,527 --> 00:46:25,122 Captain, verify all the parameters of AOK shuttle! 686 00:46:25,287 --> 00:46:26,037 All of them? 687 00:46:26,207 --> 00:46:28,767 All of them. That's an order! 688 00:47:07,087 --> 00:47:08,281 Access Code 689 00:47:11,967 --> 00:47:13,605 Sugar pancakes. Access denied 690 00:47:16,327 --> 00:47:17,806 Jam pancakes. Access denied 691 00:47:19,367 --> 00:47:20,800 Chocolate pancakes. Access denied 692 00:47:29,087 --> 00:47:30,406 Toothpaste pancakes. Access denied 693 00:47:33,487 --> 00:47:37,241 I can't tell you. It's totally forbidden. 694 00:47:42,127 --> 00:47:43,526 Totally forbidden. Access granted 695 00:47:51,727 --> 00:47:53,479 Changing orbital position. 696 00:47:54,047 --> 00:47:56,322 Changing orbital position. 697 00:48:00,847 --> 00:48:02,166 Race you to the shower! 698 00:48:03,287 --> 00:48:04,561 Enrico, what's going on? 699 00:48:04,727 --> 00:48:06,399 If I knew, I'd tell you, Colonel. 700 00:48:06,607 --> 00:48:09,121 - Captain? - I can't switch to manual! 701 00:48:11,007 --> 00:48:13,237 Enrico, switch off the automatic pilot! 702 00:48:13,407 --> 00:48:17,366 Impossible. Shuttle control transferred to unknown station. 703 00:48:17,527 --> 00:48:19,199 Captain, call the base! 704 00:48:19,367 --> 00:48:22,404 Orbital station control unit! 705 00:48:22,567 --> 00:48:25,320 Shuttle all fouled up! 706 00:48:27,607 --> 00:48:29,165 Try the emergency frequency! 707 00:48:39,887 --> 00:48:41,764 Help! 708 00:48:53,087 --> 00:48:53,917 No answer. 709 00:49:05,407 --> 00:49:06,726 I'm busy. 710 00:49:08,927 --> 00:49:10,519 One second. I'm coming. 711 00:49:15,127 --> 00:49:15,877 What is it? 712 00:49:16,047 --> 00:49:17,321 There's a problem with the station. 713 00:49:21,727 --> 00:49:22,637 Poushy! 714 00:49:27,007 --> 00:49:28,725 You? You? 715 00:49:28,887 --> 00:49:30,036 Dunno... 716 00:49:31,447 --> 00:49:33,005 We can't make contact with them. 717 00:49:33,167 --> 00:49:35,123 I get a message: "Station all fouled up"! 718 00:49:35,287 --> 00:49:36,322 Me too! 719 00:49:37,047 --> 00:49:40,437 My calculations say it's positioned over France. 720 00:49:45,487 --> 00:49:46,602 What? 721 00:49:47,087 --> 00:49:48,600 This isn't my doing! 722 00:49:53,927 --> 00:49:55,519 Alexander has vanished. 723 00:49:55,687 --> 00:49:56,756 Who? 724 00:49:56,927 --> 00:49:58,360 Mr Yonis. 725 00:49:59,087 --> 00:50:01,806 I offended him. He must be sulking. 726 00:50:02,327 --> 00:50:06,161 For unexplained reasons, the orbital station has moved. 727 00:50:06,567 --> 00:50:10,116 We've lost contact with the Earth. But I'm in control. 728 00:50:11,247 --> 00:50:12,965 I doubt it, Colonel. 729 00:50:14,007 --> 00:50:15,838 I control the station now. 730 00:50:16,007 --> 00:50:17,235 Can he do that? 731 00:50:17,407 --> 00:50:19,841 This is for the government and our crew. 732 00:50:20,287 --> 00:50:23,677 Col. Beaulieu, my name isn't Alexander Yonis. 733 00:50:32,887 --> 00:50:33,478 Guerin! 734 00:50:34,487 --> 00:50:35,715 Fantomas! 735 00:50:37,367 --> 00:50:38,880 My real name is Alexander Guerin. 736 00:50:43,367 --> 00:50:45,164 I said we'd meet again. 737 00:50:45,807 --> 00:50:46,444 Colonel, sir! 738 00:50:50,847 --> 00:50:53,407 November 18, 1983 739 00:51:01,247 --> 00:51:03,283 - Bless you. - Thanks. 740 00:51:06,367 --> 00:51:08,676 - You flew fast today. - Thanks for the tape gizmo. 741 00:51:08,847 --> 00:51:11,236 - The what? - The Walkman. 742 00:51:11,407 --> 00:51:13,637 My chick got it in Japan. It's great! 743 00:51:13,807 --> 00:51:16,526 You can walk around with music! 744 00:51:20,447 --> 00:51:22,085 You have a white hair. 745 00:51:23,167 --> 00:51:25,840 And I'm only 21, I don't get it. 746 00:51:26,007 --> 00:51:29,443 In a week, we'll be the first 2 French astronauts. 747 00:51:29,607 --> 00:51:32,041 You realize, my boyhood dream! 748 00:51:32,687 --> 00:51:36,316 We just heard they arrested the serial killer 749 00:51:36,487 --> 00:51:39,160 who terrorized the city of Rosny for 3 months. 750 00:51:39,367 --> 00:51:41,927 His name is Bernard Guerin. 751 00:51:42,207 --> 00:51:45,961 He's accused of killing over 543 people. 752 00:51:46,327 --> 00:51:49,797 He followed his victims on the freeway, killed them, 753 00:51:49,967 --> 00:51:53,960 then dressed them in the clothes of his previous victim. 754 00:51:54,127 --> 00:51:58,006 That's why he was called the Freeway Interchange. 755 00:51:58,407 --> 00:52:01,240 Sports now, with some surfing news... 756 00:52:01,407 --> 00:52:03,079 - You can't do that! - I have every right! 757 00:52:03,447 --> 00:52:04,721 Sit down! 758 00:52:07,327 --> 00:52:10,683 Your brother's arrest is a problem, Alexander. 759 00:52:11,687 --> 00:52:14,804 It may affect your psychological balance. 760 00:52:15,327 --> 00:52:18,956 I deserve to be an astronaut. It's my lifelong dream! 761 00:52:19,647 --> 00:52:21,319 Ask Beaulieu, he trained me. 762 00:52:24,767 --> 00:52:25,643 Romain! 763 00:52:27,967 --> 00:52:30,003 I don't know what to say. 764 00:52:30,487 --> 00:52:32,717 Your brother's Public Enemy n:1. 765 00:52:33,247 --> 00:52:35,886 Our 1 st astronaut can't be a madman's kin. 766 00:52:36,047 --> 00:52:39,517 My brother isn't mad. He's different, he's edgy. 767 00:52:40,727 --> 00:52:44,606 Who knows, some day, out of love for him, 768 00:52:44,767 --> 00:52:46,803 you may divert a rocket, to free him? 769 00:52:47,087 --> 00:52:50,523 Sir, if I may say so, you're too imaginative. 770 00:52:50,687 --> 00:52:52,040 Alexander's a nice kid. 771 00:52:53,127 --> 00:52:54,640 I'll decide that! 772 00:52:55,647 --> 00:52:57,956 Guerin, you won't go to outer space. 773 00:52:58,247 --> 00:53:00,761 But considering your service... 774 00:53:01,487 --> 00:53:02,317 Record? 775 00:53:02,487 --> 00:53:03,363 Record, thanks. 776 00:53:03,527 --> 00:53:08,601 You can stay on as a clerk in the Veterans' Administration. 777 00:53:08,807 --> 00:53:12,004 With your pay and meal vouchers. 778 00:53:14,607 --> 00:53:15,198 No, Alexander. 779 00:53:26,807 --> 00:53:27,956 I decide! 780 00:53:30,927 --> 00:53:32,724 You destroyed my life. 781 00:53:33,327 --> 00:53:35,079 You, Beaulieu, didn't back me up. 782 00:53:36,767 --> 00:53:38,325 Now, I'm holding the cards. 783 00:53:38,887 --> 00:53:39,922 Listen to me! 784 00:53:40,087 --> 00:53:43,159 My brother's in a maximum security jail in Nevers. 785 00:53:43,847 --> 00:53:45,200 Free him! 786 00:53:45,367 --> 00:53:48,200 I want to speak to him, or this station will crash. 787 00:53:48,967 --> 00:53:51,481 You have 1 hour to reach him! 788 00:53:55,647 --> 00:53:57,922 Poushy. Call the President! 789 00:53:58,847 --> 00:54:00,883 Colonel, it's just a test, right? 790 00:54:01,687 --> 00:54:04,599 Find him, tell him he's not nice, that you're sorry. 791 00:54:04,767 --> 00:54:07,235 We'll play gin, have lunch, and relax. 792 00:54:07,407 --> 00:54:10,001 The station's huge, we won't find him in 1 hr. 793 00:54:10,167 --> 00:54:13,398 I'm sure we can parley. He's a sensitive kid. 794 00:54:13,567 --> 00:54:16,320 Shut up, you crazy dyke! 795 00:54:16,967 --> 00:54:18,161 I'm sorry. 796 00:54:18,807 --> 00:54:21,321 Enrico, download a map of the station. 797 00:54:21,487 --> 00:54:22,715 Yes, Commander. 798 00:54:24,727 --> 00:54:26,683 It's OK. They're going to free him. 799 00:54:28,927 --> 00:54:30,838 They're going to free him, it's OK. 800 00:55:00,047 --> 00:55:01,082 Wait, look! 801 00:55:01,407 --> 00:55:03,762 Neutralizing the energy stations 802 00:55:03,927 --> 00:55:05,838 in sections A, B and C, 803 00:55:06,007 --> 00:55:08,646 lowers the sequential fields, 804 00:55:08,807 --> 00:55:10,320 restoring control... 805 00:55:10,487 --> 00:55:11,806 OK, Rochette. 806 00:55:16,087 --> 00:55:17,486 Wait, look! 807 00:55:18,287 --> 00:55:20,403 Neutralizing the energy stations 808 00:55:20,567 --> 00:55:22,637 in sections A, B and C, 809 00:55:22,807 --> 00:55:25,844 lowers the sequential fields, restoring control. 810 00:55:26,527 --> 00:55:28,085 Well, Captain? 811 00:55:29,407 --> 00:55:31,204 A very good idea, Colonel. 812 00:55:32,247 --> 00:55:32,997 What, Rochette? 813 00:55:38,567 --> 00:55:40,159 Think I'm a beginner, Beaulieu? 814 00:55:40,527 --> 00:55:42,882 If you try anything, 815 00:55:43,047 --> 00:55:46,357 I'll depressurate, I'll depressify... 816 00:55:46,527 --> 00:55:48,597 I'll depressu... One second... 817 00:55:48,767 --> 00:55:52,043 I'll depress the price of preserves... 818 00:55:54,367 --> 00:55:56,483 If you try anything, 819 00:55:56,647 --> 00:55:58,877 I'll depressurize the station. 820 00:56:15,807 --> 00:56:18,162 For France and Charlemagne! Attack! 821 00:56:18,327 --> 00:56:19,806 Long live Charlemagne! 822 00:56:20,887 --> 00:56:21,922 Down with Ninjas! 823 00:56:40,527 --> 00:56:41,846 OK, he's coming out. 824 00:56:44,887 --> 00:56:46,923 Minister, Bernard Guerin is free. 825 00:56:49,527 --> 00:56:52,041 He's stopped. He's thrown away his bag. 826 00:57:12,007 --> 00:57:14,726 Yes, Minister, that's correct. 827 00:57:15,887 --> 00:57:18,685 A fireball shot from a catapult. 828 00:57:18,887 --> 00:57:20,639 - Cut! You can print it. - Cool. 829 00:57:21,287 --> 00:57:23,482 Next we'll do the scene 830 00:57:23,647 --> 00:57:25,638 between Charlemagne and the Head Ninja. 831 00:57:32,127 --> 00:57:34,322 Mrs Cardoux? Come with us, please. 832 00:57:35,687 --> 00:57:37,757 Still no news of the Noah mission crew, 833 00:57:37,927 --> 00:57:39,918 with its 2 civilian members. 834 00:57:40,847 --> 00:57:42,644 Colonel, can I talk to you? 835 00:57:43,367 --> 00:57:44,436 Come in. 836 00:57:45,447 --> 00:57:48,837 I packed my things. I left the shampoo, it's half full. 837 00:57:49,287 --> 00:57:52,484 - When are you taking me home? - Sorry? 838 00:57:52,647 --> 00:57:54,956 I'm bored with this! I want out! 839 00:57:55,127 --> 00:57:57,083 Have a seat and calm down. 840 00:57:57,847 --> 00:58:01,681 When they free Yonis's brother, you'll go home. 841 00:58:01,847 --> 00:58:03,485 And if they don't? 842 00:58:04,127 --> 00:58:07,244 You got a plan? I'm just a tourist here. 843 00:58:07,407 --> 00:58:09,318 Right! You don't belong here! 844 00:58:09,487 --> 00:58:11,796 You belong in a 2 star hotel in Tunisia 845 00:58:11,967 --> 00:58:13,958 with archery contests and camel rides! 846 00:58:14,487 --> 00:58:15,681 You know the Hotel Oasis? 847 00:58:17,207 --> 00:58:19,118 You're a tiresome idiot! 848 00:58:19,927 --> 00:58:22,964 I said space is no place for civilians. 849 00:58:23,127 --> 00:58:25,846 I won a contest... Now I forgot my line... 850 00:58:26,927 --> 00:58:28,997 Yes. Respect me, as I respect you! 851 00:58:29,167 --> 00:58:31,123 Get me back to my planet! 852 00:58:31,287 --> 00:58:33,005 I want to see my wife and son. 853 00:58:33,167 --> 00:58:37,718 Space agency technicians are still trying to contact them. 854 00:58:37,887 --> 00:58:40,117 "The situation isn't hopeless", 855 00:58:40,287 --> 00:58:42,847 according to the Transportation Secretary. 856 00:58:43,687 --> 00:58:45,917 "No, the situation isn't hopeless." 857 00:58:48,087 --> 00:58:48,997 Excuse me. 858 00:58:50,367 --> 00:58:51,402 Hi, Hugo. 859 00:58:51,727 --> 00:58:52,842 - You OK? - Right. 860 00:58:53,127 --> 00:58:55,880 Don't worry, we have a big problem, 861 00:58:56,767 --> 00:59:00,237 we can't reach the Earth. But the people are nice, 862 00:59:02,967 --> 00:59:04,241 What is it? 863 00:59:06,247 --> 00:59:08,078 - He's behind me? - Cardoux... 864 00:59:08,807 --> 00:59:09,637 Give me your phone. 865 00:59:13,727 --> 00:59:16,560 Hugo, where are you? Put on Werburger. 866 00:59:25,847 --> 00:59:27,758 A catapult, that's right. 867 00:59:28,887 --> 00:59:30,525 Listen, Colonel, 868 00:59:30,687 --> 00:59:33,645 you must find Guerin and neutralize him. 869 00:59:34,007 --> 00:59:39,798 Seeing how grave things are, you may use procedure B 716. 870 00:59:39,967 --> 00:59:41,559 B 716? No one has... 871 00:59:41,727 --> 00:59:44,036 It's our only chance. 872 00:59:44,567 --> 00:59:45,397 And if it fails? 873 00:59:45,567 --> 00:59:48,798 - Then you know what to do. - No. 874 00:59:49,127 --> 00:59:50,446 Yes, you do! 875 00:59:51,607 --> 00:59:53,279 Beaulieu, you know! 876 00:59:53,647 --> 00:59:54,318 No, I don't. 877 00:59:56,207 --> 00:59:57,879 If it fails, you autodes... 878 00:59:58,727 --> 01:00:01,719 If it fails, you autodes... Sorry. 879 01:00:02,007 --> 01:00:04,840 Suzette is subject to... 880 01:00:05,007 --> 01:00:07,396 Suzette is subject to seizures... 881 01:00:07,567 --> 01:00:09,637 You autodestroy the station! 882 01:00:09,967 --> 01:00:11,320 Got that, Colonel? 883 01:00:18,207 --> 01:00:20,721 Poushy, Yonis will call... 884 01:00:21,287 --> 01:00:24,245 Guerin will call in 15 minutes. Play for time. 885 01:00:24,687 --> 01:00:25,915 Find a solution! 886 01:00:33,607 --> 01:00:37,122 I feel sick, I'll fog up things. I'm going out. 887 01:00:37,287 --> 01:00:38,606 Stay there! 888 01:00:38,847 --> 01:00:39,962 Why me? 889 01:00:40,127 --> 01:00:41,924 I don't like procedure B 716. 890 01:00:42,087 --> 01:00:43,839 Use Rochette, he's been idle. 891 01:00:44,007 --> 01:00:47,238 Calm down. You ate beside Yonis? 892 01:00:48,487 --> 01:00:50,603 Slip this transmitter 893 01:00:50,767 --> 01:00:52,405 into his right pocket. 894 01:00:52,567 --> 01:00:54,080 There. The right pocket. 895 01:00:54,247 --> 01:00:56,238 - I know where a pocket is. - Look. 896 01:00:56,407 --> 01:00:57,442 - OK. - Look at the pocket. 897 01:00:57,607 --> 01:00:59,518 - I know where it is. - Look! 898 01:00:59,687 --> 01:01:01,040 - There. - Take it. 899 01:01:02,127 --> 01:01:04,595 You know where he's hiding? 900 01:01:04,807 --> 01:01:07,765 I don't know where, but I know when. 901 01:01:08,127 --> 01:01:10,402 You'll only have 2 minutes to act. 902 01:01:11,407 --> 01:01:15,161 Soizic, if we don't get back... 903 01:01:15,327 --> 01:01:16,077 Hold it! 904 01:01:16,247 --> 01:01:18,681 If we don't get back? I warn you, 905 01:01:19,127 --> 01:01:21,402 if we don't get back, I'll sue you... 906 01:01:21,567 --> 01:01:22,795 You'll be in serious... 907 01:01:25,847 --> 01:01:26,597 ...trifles. 908 01:01:29,487 --> 01:01:32,160 My grandma's recipe. A Breton lady 909 01:01:32,487 --> 01:01:35,763 who taught me her knowhow and love of good things. 910 01:01:36,407 --> 01:01:37,396 She still around? 911 01:01:37,567 --> 01:01:39,956 Yes. Jailed for hashish dealing. 912 01:01:41,127 --> 01:01:42,924 - Bravo, Captain, they're really... - Really... 913 01:01:43,087 --> 01:01:44,964 The best pancakes I ate. 914 01:01:45,727 --> 01:01:46,955 Thanks, Colonel. 915 01:01:54,927 --> 01:01:56,804 They have a minute left. 916 01:01:59,127 --> 01:02:01,118 They won't make it. 917 01:02:06,247 --> 01:02:08,124 What movies do you like? 918 01:02:09,247 --> 01:02:10,919 Talkies in general. 919 01:02:11,087 --> 01:02:12,236 What was your last movie? 920 01:02:12,407 --> 01:02:13,522 "Lord of the... 921 01:02:16,967 --> 01:02:19,800 No, I've never been in a movie. 922 01:02:19,967 --> 01:02:21,958 I'm a corporate actor. 923 01:02:22,167 --> 01:02:24,727 I perform in conventions. 924 01:02:25,007 --> 01:02:26,645 Gotta make a living! 925 01:02:26,807 --> 01:02:28,798 Don't be ashamed of it. 926 01:02:42,127 --> 01:02:43,276 What are you doing? 927 01:02:51,447 --> 01:02:55,122 The Peruvians, I hear, don't have a rocket! 928 01:02:57,127 --> 01:02:58,162 Not a one. 929 01:03:00,807 --> 01:03:01,956 Sir, I've got a signal. 930 01:03:02,727 --> 01:03:05,639 Bravo, Beaulieu. Now they'll locate him. 931 01:03:07,727 --> 01:03:09,479 - Where are we? - Don't move. 932 01:03:09,647 --> 01:03:11,797 It's just a glitch. Won't last. 933 01:03:17,567 --> 01:03:19,956 Bravo, Cardoux. Not too shaken? 934 01:03:20,487 --> 01:03:21,920 No, fine. It was a cinch. 935 01:03:22,127 --> 01:03:25,961 I tell you, I almost punched that Yonis in the nose. 936 01:03:26,207 --> 01:03:29,244 But as we were in the past, I held back. 937 01:03:30,407 --> 01:03:31,283 Sir! 938 01:03:32,247 --> 01:03:36,286 We can trick Guerin into thinking his brother is still alive. 939 01:03:37,007 --> 01:03:38,725 We have 2 minutes before he calls. 940 01:03:38,887 --> 01:03:41,959 Interpol sent me this from Bernard Guerin's answerphone. 941 01:03:42,127 --> 01:03:43,924 "The Freeway Interchange." 942 01:03:44,087 --> 01:03:45,236 Listen... 943 01:03:45,927 --> 01:03:48,122 Hi, this is Bernard Guerin. I'm not in. 944 01:03:48,287 --> 01:03:50,755 I'm in Niort. Back on the 30th. 945 01:03:50,927 --> 01:03:53,760 Leave a message, if you must, after the tone. 946 01:03:55,327 --> 01:03:55,964 So what? 947 01:03:56,127 --> 01:03:59,403 You're his brother calling. Ask me questions. 948 01:04:00,167 --> 01:04:01,122 Who is this? 949 01:04:01,727 --> 01:04:02,523 Ber... nard. 950 01:04:04,407 --> 01:04:05,635 Any cops there? 951 01:04:08,407 --> 01:04:09,396 I'm coming. 952 01:04:09,567 --> 01:04:11,637 No need. 953 01:04:12,327 --> 01:04:13,123 Poushy, 954 01:04:13,767 --> 01:04:14,563 you're a genius! 955 01:04:16,727 --> 01:04:18,479 In 90 feet, take a left. 956 01:04:18,647 --> 01:04:20,000 He's in the West wing. 957 01:04:20,167 --> 01:04:23,523 At the recuperation room, take the right hand corridor. 958 01:04:29,767 --> 01:04:32,406 Colonel, you'd better tiptoe. 959 01:04:33,407 --> 01:04:35,363 Only half a mile to go. 960 01:04:35,647 --> 01:04:36,682 Now's the time. 961 01:04:37,647 --> 01:04:40,002 No, don't leave. He can't see us. 962 01:04:41,727 --> 01:04:43,285 Your last mission's tough? 963 01:04:44,087 --> 01:04:46,999 I hope you obeyed. Is my brother free? 964 01:04:48,207 --> 01:04:49,845 Connect me to him! 965 01:04:50,007 --> 01:04:52,919 If there's any problem, we crash. 966 01:04:54,487 --> 01:04:55,602 OK, you can speak to him. 967 01:04:56,647 --> 01:04:57,557 Hello, Bernard? 968 01:04:58,287 --> 01:04:59,481 How are you? 969 01:05:00,407 --> 01:05:01,203 Fine. 970 01:05:02,687 --> 01:05:04,040 I'm so glad to hear you. 971 01:05:06,447 --> 01:05:07,436 Fine, fine. 972 01:05:08,007 --> 01:05:11,363 You sound moved. Jail must be tough, huh? 973 01:05:12,167 --> 01:05:13,077 Fine, fine. 974 01:05:14,327 --> 01:05:15,237 I understand. 975 01:05:16,807 --> 01:05:19,116 You can't speak. Someone's with you? 976 01:05:20,367 --> 01:05:21,117 Ber... Ber. 977 01:05:21,287 --> 01:05:23,198 You're with a Berber? 978 01:05:23,727 --> 01:05:24,762 Who is it? 979 01:05:27,727 --> 01:05:28,716 Dédé. 980 01:05:29,647 --> 01:05:31,319 Who's Dédé? 981 01:05:31,487 --> 01:05:32,602 Where are you? 982 01:05:33,287 --> 01:05:33,878 Niort. 983 01:05:35,487 --> 01:05:38,524 You're in Niort with Dédé the Berber? 984 01:05:39,367 --> 01:05:41,403 I want to be sure it's you. 985 01:05:42,127 --> 01:05:44,516 Here's a question only you can answer. 986 01:05:45,407 --> 01:05:49,195 What color was the sweater of the neighbor's son 987 01:05:49,367 --> 01:05:51,358 who you made drink gas? 988 01:05:54,247 --> 01:05:55,043 Green. 989 01:05:56,287 --> 01:05:59,279 Forgive me, for doubting it was you. 990 01:06:06,447 --> 01:06:07,038 Werburger! 991 01:06:10,167 --> 01:06:13,318 Alexander, we had a big problem. 992 01:06:14,087 --> 01:06:15,236 Your brother... 993 01:06:16,247 --> 01:06:17,362 is dead. 994 01:06:19,327 --> 01:06:21,761 He was crushed by a catapult. 995 01:06:23,767 --> 01:06:25,997 We couldn't save him. We must negotiate. 996 01:06:26,767 --> 01:06:28,803 Over nothing, Werburger. 997 01:06:31,687 --> 01:06:32,483 Nothing... 998 01:06:34,487 --> 01:06:37,126 Now my brother's dead, I have nothing to lose. 999 01:06:37,607 --> 01:06:40,724 I'll break your station, your little toy! 1000 01:06:41,447 --> 01:06:44,041 The blame is all yours, Mr Werburger! 1001 01:06:45,167 --> 01:06:46,316 Bernard! 1002 01:06:52,727 --> 01:06:54,240 Colonel, take a left. 1003 01:06:54,687 --> 01:06:57,360 Colonel, find him, or you'll all die! 1004 01:07:00,247 --> 01:07:02,238 Cardoux, all this is fine, 1005 01:07:02,407 --> 01:07:04,716 Beaulieu is alone and rattled. 1006 01:07:04,887 --> 01:07:07,162 So stop talking: It's my mike! 1007 01:07:08,367 --> 01:07:09,402 Colonel, you're close. 1008 01:07:11,287 --> 01:07:12,959 You're 3 pikes from him. 1009 01:07:13,127 --> 01:07:15,595 That's 9 feet, for you people. 1010 01:07:25,127 --> 01:07:25,923 He's in there. 1011 01:07:32,007 --> 01:07:32,644 Room service! 1012 01:07:32,847 --> 01:07:34,565 Leave the tray by the door. 1013 01:07:43,807 --> 01:07:44,683 He's headed north. 1014 01:07:47,607 --> 01:07:48,676 Attention. 1015 01:07:49,087 --> 01:07:52,796 Block 13 in depressurisa... in depersuasa... 1016 01:07:52,967 --> 01:07:54,639 One second... 1017 01:07:54,807 --> 01:07:58,197 Pierrette presses prunes prior to prodding Patrick. 1018 01:07:58,447 --> 01:08:01,837 OK. Careful, Block 13 is depressurizing. 1019 01:08:02,007 --> 01:08:04,237 Block 13 isolated in 2 minutes. 1020 01:08:04,567 --> 01:08:05,636 He's in Block 28. 1021 01:08:24,687 --> 01:08:25,483 Sorry about your brother. 1022 01:08:26,407 --> 01:08:28,125 I've waited so long for this! 1023 01:08:28,287 --> 01:08:29,356 Colonel? 1024 01:08:32,647 --> 01:08:34,000 I've lost contact. 1025 01:08:34,327 --> 01:08:37,080 Surrender now, and I'll testify for you. 1026 01:08:37,527 --> 01:08:38,642 Remember? 1027 01:08:39,967 --> 01:08:42,686 No face hits, no knots, only moisten once. 1028 01:08:48,287 --> 01:08:49,925 Let's change the rules. 1029 01:08:50,327 --> 01:08:51,965 It's no holds barred. 1030 01:08:53,287 --> 01:08:55,596 The first to die loses. 1031 01:09:45,527 --> 01:09:47,677 If I squeeze the trigger, 1032 01:09:47,847 --> 01:09:50,645 the bullet will tear out of the barrel, 1033 01:09:50,807 --> 01:09:54,117 and lodge in your brain, as you taste blood 1034 01:09:54,287 --> 01:09:57,199 and long for your mother's breast! 1035 01:10:02,447 --> 01:10:03,800 Thanks, Cardoux. 1036 01:10:08,687 --> 01:10:09,642 Get up! 1037 01:10:18,967 --> 01:10:20,161 Move! 1038 01:10:27,607 --> 01:10:28,676 Stop! 1039 01:10:29,167 --> 01:10:29,917 Soizic... 1040 01:10:31,487 --> 01:10:32,886 Lock him in his cabin. 1041 01:10:33,047 --> 01:10:35,766 I'll contact the base so we can leave. 1042 01:10:35,967 --> 01:10:38,162 For good old planet Earth! 1043 01:10:42,527 --> 01:10:44,279 You disappointed me. 1044 01:10:45,407 --> 01:10:48,524 - I'm sorry. - I was hot for your fat nose. 1045 01:10:50,887 --> 01:10:52,366 It's a pity, Soizic. 1046 01:10:53,447 --> 01:10:54,880 Life isn't fair. 1047 01:10:56,327 --> 01:10:58,636 In different circumstances, 1048 01:10:59,447 --> 01:11:01,005 - we could've... - What? 1049 01:11:03,887 --> 01:11:06,037 Journeyed a few miles together. 1050 01:11:07,927 --> 01:11:09,121 It's funny, 1051 01:11:09,847 --> 01:11:12,486 I see us both by the seaside. 1052 01:11:13,927 --> 01:11:15,280 The weather'd always be fine. 1053 01:11:17,087 --> 01:11:18,566 Well, not always. 1054 01:11:21,847 --> 01:11:23,917 Mornings, I'd drop you at the lighthouse, 1055 01:11:24,287 --> 01:11:27,165 then go fish for sea-urchins to feed us. 1056 01:11:27,727 --> 01:11:30,844 You'd climb to the top of the lighthouse 1057 01:11:31,127 --> 01:11:35,837 and guide the supertankers as they rounded the point. 1058 01:11:37,607 --> 01:11:39,165 We'd have four children: 1059 01:11:40,087 --> 01:11:41,236 Gwenaelle... 1060 01:11:43,087 --> 01:11:45,726 Merlin, Broceliande and Claude. 1061 01:11:46,047 --> 01:11:47,765 No, Erwann. 1062 01:11:49,847 --> 01:11:51,519 I see us madly in love. 1063 01:11:52,607 --> 01:11:54,120 And after 20 years together 1064 01:11:54,287 --> 01:11:56,801 we'd still dance the gavotte, naked, 1065 01:11:57,727 --> 01:12:00,036 and kiss with cider in our mouths... 1066 01:12:08,447 --> 01:12:09,846 Go on! Yes, that one! 1067 01:12:11,487 --> 01:12:14,160 This is your Captain, thanks for choosing our company. 1068 01:12:14,327 --> 01:12:17,046 The outside temperature is 32 degrees. 1069 01:12:18,087 --> 01:12:20,442 Our estimated arrival is 6.45 PM. 1070 01:12:21,847 --> 01:12:23,280 Announce a delay! 1071 01:12:23,847 --> 01:12:26,122 Where's Soizic? You killed her! 1072 01:12:27,407 --> 01:12:28,203 You ate her? 1073 01:12:28,367 --> 01:12:29,402 Of course not! 1074 01:12:31,527 --> 01:12:33,324 I'm sorry, Colonel. 1075 01:12:37,047 --> 01:12:38,844 I hadn't foreseen that... 1076 01:12:43,487 --> 01:12:44,363 Get up! 1077 01:12:52,607 --> 01:12:54,837 Cardoux! It's no use. 1078 01:12:55,007 --> 01:12:57,441 It's tempered titanium glass. 1079 01:12:57,727 --> 01:12:59,080 Like the Pope-Mobile. 1080 01:13:03,047 --> 01:13:04,605 You been in love with her long? 1081 01:13:05,767 --> 01:13:06,836 2 years. 1082 01:13:07,007 --> 01:13:07,996 Did you tell her? 1083 01:13:10,127 --> 01:13:12,163 You should've. It helps! 1084 01:13:14,527 --> 01:13:15,357 I was going to. 1085 01:13:17,447 --> 01:13:18,721 Let me see that... 1086 01:13:19,767 --> 01:13:22,361 Don't play with it, I'm not amused. 1087 01:13:27,967 --> 01:13:30,686 Keep away from children and poultry 1088 01:13:41,327 --> 01:13:43,318 What are they up to, dammit? 1089 01:13:46,007 --> 01:13:48,475 The station is heading to Earth! 1090 01:13:54,047 --> 01:13:55,366 They've failed. 1091 01:13:56,887 --> 01:13:59,720 I should have picked Colonel Chaussard. 1092 01:14:00,327 --> 01:14:03,683 Danger! Impact with Earth in 16 minutes. 1093 01:14:04,167 --> 01:14:06,476 New descent parameters recorded. 1094 01:14:13,007 --> 01:14:14,599 Is this your doing? 1095 01:14:15,287 --> 01:14:16,766 You promised to stop this madness! 1096 01:14:16,927 --> 01:14:19,077 Killing people isn't nice! 1097 01:14:19,527 --> 01:14:22,200 We were going to run off and spare them. 1098 01:14:22,727 --> 01:14:24,365 And live on love and Evian! 1099 01:14:28,767 --> 01:14:30,997 They killed my brother. They must pay. 1100 01:14:32,607 --> 01:14:33,926 Get in! 1101 01:14:34,527 --> 01:14:35,357 Get in! 1102 01:14:48,927 --> 01:14:50,724 Ejection of emergency capsule. 1103 01:14:50,887 --> 01:14:54,197 Calculate the descent angle, find out where... Fast! 1104 01:14:54,367 --> 01:14:56,597 What's going on? Let me by! 1105 01:14:56,767 --> 01:14:58,086 Let me by! 1106 01:14:58,247 --> 01:14:59,566 What's going on? 1107 01:15:00,527 --> 01:15:02,995 Mrs Cardoux, be brave. 1108 01:15:03,327 --> 01:15:04,601 I fear the worst. 1109 01:15:04,767 --> 01:15:05,563 What does it mean? 1110 01:15:06,807 --> 01:15:08,923 The station may crash. 1111 01:15:12,287 --> 01:15:17,122 If your husband dies, France will give him a State funeral, 1112 01:15:18,007 --> 01:15:22,046 and a stage of the Tour de France will be named for him. 1113 01:15:22,887 --> 01:15:27,165 Today it's the well-known Cardoux stage, 168 miles long. 1114 01:15:27,647 --> 01:15:29,126 As for you kid, 1115 01:15:29,727 --> 01:15:31,399 soon you'll have to shave. 1116 01:15:34,327 --> 01:15:35,726 Be brave! 1117 01:15:42,447 --> 01:15:45,200 That's no good... that's too high... 1118 01:15:45,367 --> 01:15:48,404 Not there... or there... 1119 01:15:48,687 --> 01:15:52,362 If I'm right, here's where we should... 1120 01:15:55,167 --> 01:15:57,727 I've got it! I know where the station will crash! 1121 01:15:57,887 --> 01:16:00,799 It'll crash on the town of Mouchette. 1122 01:16:01,727 --> 01:16:05,037 - In central France. - What big city is it near? 1123 01:16:05,207 --> 01:16:07,641 Near nothing. Mouchette's a dump. 1124 01:16:07,807 --> 01:16:10,162 Call City Hall, tell them to evacuate. 1125 01:16:10,327 --> 01:16:11,965 But don't panic them! 1126 01:16:12,127 --> 01:16:15,437 Just say an orbital station will crash on them. 1127 01:16:17,687 --> 01:16:20,155 Why did he pick that dump? 1128 01:16:23,847 --> 01:16:25,758 I'm a Mouchettian. 1129 01:16:27,527 --> 01:16:29,085 I was born there. 1130 01:16:30,087 --> 01:16:32,396 I know why he chose that village. 1131 01:16:32,767 --> 01:16:35,235 It's where my wife and I are retiring. 1132 01:16:37,887 --> 01:16:39,605 Loosen your reins. 1133 01:16:40,967 --> 01:16:42,685 Once more round... 1134 01:16:43,127 --> 01:16:45,482 Then we'll go clean Laurel's hooves. 1135 01:16:46,927 --> 01:16:49,441 Once round, at a trot. 1136 01:16:49,767 --> 01:16:50,802 Go on! 1137 01:17:02,767 --> 01:17:05,759 Danger! Re-entry in 6 minutes. 1138 01:17:05,927 --> 01:17:07,679 Colonel, what's going on? 1139 01:17:08,647 --> 01:17:10,956 I need my pills! 1140 01:17:11,607 --> 01:17:12,756 Try a stick of gum? 1141 01:17:12,927 --> 01:17:13,962 My pills! 1142 01:17:14,127 --> 01:17:14,957 Are you sick? 1143 01:17:16,967 --> 01:17:18,764 I'm afraid of flying. 1144 01:17:19,207 --> 01:17:20,959 In anything that flies. 1145 01:17:21,407 --> 01:17:23,079 I promise. I won't tell a soul. 1146 01:17:23,567 --> 01:17:26,206 I'll get you back to the cockpit. Be brave. 1147 01:17:27,247 --> 01:17:28,441 We're almost there. 1148 01:17:31,127 --> 01:17:32,845 - What's that? - Don't stop. No time. 1149 01:17:56,087 --> 01:17:57,486 It can't be... 1150 01:17:58,727 --> 01:18:00,080 It's Teddy, the gobbler! 1151 01:18:03,407 --> 01:18:05,443 Come with me. Door, Enrico! 1152 01:18:05,607 --> 01:18:06,722 Door, Enrico! 1153 01:18:19,367 --> 01:18:22,200 Danger! Re-entry in 4 minutes. 1154 01:18:32,047 --> 01:18:33,082 My stomach. 1155 01:18:33,447 --> 01:18:35,961 The pancakes. Remember, I dined twice. 1156 01:18:44,607 --> 01:18:47,405 - What did you tell him? - Dunno, what do we do? 1157 01:18:47,687 --> 01:18:48,961 We run for it. 1158 01:18:54,847 --> 01:18:55,597 It hurts! 1159 01:19:07,607 --> 01:19:08,596 Open up! 1160 01:19:11,847 --> 01:19:12,597 Enrico! 1161 01:19:12,767 --> 01:19:14,200 - Open the log book! - Open. 1162 01:19:14,367 --> 01:19:16,676 It's the end, I've lived and loved! 1163 01:19:16,847 --> 01:19:18,485 Lived to the hilt! 1164 01:19:18,847 --> 01:19:21,281 Now I have a bitter taste! Of gobbler! 1165 01:19:22,447 --> 01:19:24,085 If you find my body, cremate it, 1166 01:19:24,247 --> 01:19:27,922 scatter my ashes at high noon. Your turn. 1167 01:19:28,847 --> 01:19:30,917 To see Phnom-Penh again... 1168 01:19:31,087 --> 01:19:32,805 - You lived there? - No. 1169 01:19:33,647 --> 01:19:35,160 But I love saying Phnom-Penh. 1170 01:19:46,487 --> 01:19:49,559 Die, you lousy gobbler! 1171 01:19:50,287 --> 01:19:53,279 Re-entry in 3 minutes! Shuttle doomed! 1172 01:19:53,927 --> 01:19:55,918 Abandon ship! 1173 01:19:56,687 --> 01:19:58,917 I'm so ashamed, Colonel. 1174 01:19:59,087 --> 01:20:00,440 I know... 1175 01:20:00,607 --> 01:20:01,642 Yonis... 1176 01:20:02,807 --> 01:20:04,240 it was my fault. 1177 01:20:04,727 --> 01:20:05,796 I know... 1178 01:20:09,927 --> 01:20:11,121 Oh, shit. 1179 01:20:14,727 --> 01:20:16,604 You saved us, Soizic. 1180 01:20:19,047 --> 01:20:21,845 - I've waited years to tell you. - I know... 1181 01:20:24,487 --> 01:20:27,797 Colonel, if we survive this, 1182 01:20:27,967 --> 01:20:30,959 and you want to lie on me starko... 1183 01:20:32,607 --> 01:20:33,960 I'll go for it. 1184 01:20:36,127 --> 01:20:36,843 Come on. 1185 01:20:38,407 --> 01:20:41,319 We must stop the shuttle. 1186 01:20:42,967 --> 01:20:45,640 Re-entry in 1 minute 30. 1187 01:20:45,807 --> 01:20:48,446 What a downer, Sir. 1188 01:20:49,727 --> 01:20:51,683 Re-entry is imminent. 1189 01:20:53,527 --> 01:20:55,961 It's the end, Poushy. It's ghastly. 1190 01:20:59,487 --> 01:21:01,159 God be with them. 1191 01:21:03,327 --> 01:21:05,238 We're going to be squashed. 1192 01:21:05,607 --> 01:21:07,837 And I've never known love! 1193 01:21:09,287 --> 01:21:10,117 I can't do it. 1194 01:21:10,487 --> 01:21:12,762 It's too complex. He scrambled all the knobs. 1195 01:21:12,927 --> 01:21:13,882 Cardoux! 1196 01:21:15,087 --> 01:21:17,681 You're not shit. I'm proud I knew you. 1197 01:21:18,127 --> 01:21:19,082 Farewell! 1198 01:21:19,887 --> 01:21:22,082 Self-destruction. End of movie 1199 01:21:22,247 --> 01:21:25,239 No, Colonel! Give it a try, please! 1200 01:21:25,407 --> 01:21:27,204 My son taught me never to give up. 1201 01:21:27,487 --> 01:21:28,602 It's too late. 1202 01:21:28,967 --> 01:21:30,878 No, there's always a solution! 1203 01:21:33,967 --> 01:21:36,083 When you play "Spot the 7 differences", 1204 01:21:36,407 --> 01:21:38,796 one man has a pipe, the other doesn't. 1205 01:21:39,047 --> 01:21:42,722 One little girl has laces, the other doesn't. 1206 01:21:42,887 --> 01:21:46,436 You look and look for that last difference. 1207 01:21:46,607 --> 01:21:47,960 You say, I'll never find it! 1208 01:21:48,127 --> 01:21:50,516 Suddenly there it is, in front of you! 1209 01:21:50,687 --> 01:21:51,836 One guy has glasses. 1210 01:21:52,047 --> 01:21:54,481 But the other one doesn't! 1211 01:21:54,647 --> 01:21:57,161 Glasses! There's still a solution! 1212 01:21:57,607 --> 01:21:58,756 Wait, don't move! 1213 01:21:59,567 --> 01:22:01,239 3... 2... 1214 01:22:01,407 --> 01:22:02,442 1... 1215 01:22:09,527 --> 01:22:11,165 I'll never get over this. 1216 01:22:15,367 --> 01:22:18,359 Werburger, the shuttle is AOK again! 1217 01:22:32,807 --> 01:22:35,685 Please, I'd like to speak to my wife. 1218 01:22:36,167 --> 01:22:36,838 Isabelle? 1219 01:22:39,847 --> 01:22:41,963 While I flew among the stars, 1220 01:22:42,127 --> 01:22:44,402 I wrote this poem for you. 1221 01:22:48,087 --> 01:22:51,045 "I see Uranus, and think of us on a bus. 1222 01:22:52,487 --> 01:22:56,400 "I see Saturn, and it's for you I yearn." 1223 01:22:56,567 --> 01:22:58,523 Rhymes better than "burn". 1224 01:22:59,567 --> 01:23:03,401 "Now Pluto is in sight, I've missed you on this flight. 1225 01:23:03,567 --> 01:23:08,402 "Then I see the Milky Way, and hope you'll be back some day. 1226 01:23:09,127 --> 01:23:11,197 Or "back to stay", you choose. 1227 01:23:12,047 --> 01:23:12,957 There. 1228 01:23:38,287 --> 01:23:41,518 They're back. With a hero's welcome. 1229 01:23:41,687 --> 01:23:44,599 My dad gave me his ticket. And I kept it. 1230 01:23:45,407 --> 01:23:47,682 My whole life was built around it. 1231 01:23:47,927 --> 01:23:49,645 My father's adventure. 1232 01:23:50,887 --> 01:23:52,559 Now I take that ticket... 1233 01:23:53,407 --> 01:23:55,363 on all my missions. 1234 01:23:55,727 --> 01:23:56,921 It's my good luck charm. 1235 01:23:59,287 --> 01:24:00,686 Thanks, Captain. 1236 01:24:01,127 --> 01:24:02,162 Thank you. 1237 01:24:07,687 --> 01:24:10,724 Zorgax 1 to Base. Ready for takeoff... 1238 01:24:10,887 --> 01:24:13,526 OK, Colonel Cardoux. Takeoff in 1 minute. 1239 01:24:14,167 --> 01:24:15,725 Good luck, Zorgax 1. 1240 01:24:15,887 --> 01:24:17,115 Satellite connection activated. 1241 01:24:18,887 --> 01:24:20,286 You can start, Hugo. 1242 01:24:21,487 --> 01:24:22,397 Good evening. 1243 01:24:22,567 --> 01:24:25,764 I'm proud to be the first man to walk on the sun. 1244 01:24:26,007 --> 01:24:27,520 I dedicate this mission to my parents, 1245 01:24:27,687 --> 01:24:28,915 Stéphane and Isabelle Cardoux, 1246 01:24:29,087 --> 01:24:31,965 to Col. Beaulieu and Capt. Soizic Le Guilvinec. 1247 01:24:32,687 --> 01:24:33,676 I thank you. 1248 01:24:34,087 --> 01:24:35,406 He's left! 1249 01:24:37,287 --> 01:24:38,436 Where is he? 1250 01:24:39,647 --> 01:24:42,081 I've got him! 25 degrees to the right. 1251 01:24:42,247 --> 01:24:43,965 Yes, I see him. 1252 01:24:44,407 --> 01:24:47,160 It's my son. My battle! 1253 01:24:50,007 --> 01:24:52,123 She hasn't changed. Or aged. 1254 01:24:56,487 --> 01:24:58,159 Lend me your pushover, I'm chilly. 1255 01:24:58,327 --> 01:24:59,646 Sure, my love. 1256 01:25:01,087 --> 01:25:02,964 But she's a bit spacey. 1257 01:25:03,447 --> 01:25:04,243 Bruno! 1258 01:25:04,407 --> 01:25:07,046 Boil some water and open the oysters! 1259 01:25:08,967 --> 01:25:11,242 Look, he's gone, he's up there. 1260 01:25:14,847 --> 01:25:15,916 Hugo! 1261 01:25:16,527 --> 01:25:17,676 My little fella! 1262 01:25:19,287 --> 01:25:20,402 Little fella... 1263 01:25:21,887 --> 01:25:23,081 Have a nice trip! 1264 01:25:48,647 --> 01:25:51,161 OK, I'm not a woman, so I'm a man? 1265 01:25:51,567 --> 01:25:53,603 I'm a man. Am I famous? 1266 01:25:53,927 --> 01:25:54,757 I'm famous... 1267 01:25:55,687 --> 01:25:56,836 An athlete? 1268 01:25:57,007 --> 01:25:58,520 Not an athlete. Showbiz? 1269 01:25:59,287 --> 01:26:01,960 Showbiz. OK, am I a singer? 1270 01:26:02,727 --> 01:26:04,206 But you said showbiz! 1271 01:26:06,087 --> 01:26:07,042 An actor? 1272 01:26:07,687 --> 01:26:09,598 OK, an actor... 1273 01:26:12,087 --> 01:26:13,156 There you are. 1274 01:26:13,327 --> 01:26:15,716 Don't forget, in life what really matters, 1275 01:26:15,887 --> 01:26:19,596 is love and friendship among men and all peoples. 1276 01:28:30,927 --> 01:28:33,043 Subtitles - A. Whitelaw 1277 01:28:33,247 --> 01:28:35,363 Processed by Vdm Paris